Funny Birding T-Shirts & Gifts

Our collection of funny t-shirts and novelties for birders is designed to make you laugh while you enjoy your birding hobby. These original, funny designs were made just for birdwatchers and bird lovers. A funny birdwatching t-shirt is perfect to wear on your next big day or bird count. Sport one of our funny birding hats during your next bird-related outing. These funny birdy designs are also available on products like tote bags, stickers, magnets, buttons and more.

Browse through our funny birder gifts below or choose a specific design from the menu to get started.

The Birder Spoof Tarot Card T-Shirt

This fun spoof t-shirt for birdwatchers imagines a new tarot card for "The Birder". A pair of binoculars feature prominently in this fun tarot card inspired design. The binoculars icon is captioned with THE BIRDER. This t-shirt makes a fun gift idea for birders of all levels,...

Funny I Put Out For Birds Women's T-Shirt

This funny graphic t-shirt for backyard bird lovers features a vintage greeting card-style illustration of two young children feeding birds. The girl places seeds on a platform while the young boy provides food to a squirrel. This wholesome old-fashioned illustration is accompanied by cheeky text: I PUT OUT...

Birders Aren't Real Funny Birds Birdwatcher Spoof T-Shirt

The best conspiracy theories develop their own offshoots. Birds Aren't Real is a great spoof of conspiracy theories in its own right, and here we have a spoof of the spoof in the form of Birders Aren't Real. The silly spoof design denies the reality of birding or...

T-Shirt Tuesday: Funny Birder Nutrition Facts Birdwatcher Spoof T-Shirt

Share the values of being a birder or birdwatcher with this funny spoof design that is inspired by nutrition labels but substitutes birdwatcher things for the ingredients or macros. On this Birder Nutrition facts t-shirt, the serving size of one birder or birdwatcher includes more than the recommended...

Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With My Binoculars Birder Sweatshirt

A retro sunset is superimposed with the unmistakable silhouette of a pair of binoculars. This vintage style graphic is accompanied by funny text for birdwatchers or birders: SORRY I CAN'T and I HAVE PLANS WITH MY BINOCULARS. This funny vintage style birder apparel design is a great stylish...

May Warbler Neck Awarness Month Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – May is when a lot of North American birders go a little warbler-crazy. May is when birders are most likely become afflicted with Warbler Neck. A cerulean blue feather-ribbon symbolizes the cause. View on CafePress
American Dippers Like It Wet Women's Nightshirt Women's Nightshirt – American Dippers, also known as Water Ouzels, like to feed under the water. So, they like it wet! :) View on CafePress
Stalking vs. Twitching Hooded Sweatshirt Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – If you were a bird, the idea of twitching might seem just a little bit creepy. But you're not a bird, so twitching is a perfectly... View on CafePress
Property of Twitching Dept Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This Property of Twitching Department collegiate-style logo is a great design for any twitcher. Twitchers follow tips & reports in order to see rare birds. A perfect gift idea for twitchers! View on CafePress
BirdcastDarks Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This original design for birders shows three less-than-ideal weather forecast icons, light rain, heavy rain & snow. The text reads The forecast is always perfect for birding. A great gift for birders! View on CafePress
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Women's Long Sleeve Dark T Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – An x-ray of a brain filled w/ bird silhouettes makes this cute design for birders & bird-lovers. Being bird-brained isn't a bad thing. A cute gift... View on CafePress
Hot All-Bird Action Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – A perfectly innocent design for any avid birder or bird lover. What could be more satisfying to a birdwatcher than a good round of hot all-bird action? View on CafePress
Diagnosis: Bird-Brained Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt Junior's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt – An x-ray of a brain filled w/ bird silhouettes makes this cute design for birders & bird-lovers. Being bird-brained isn't a bad thing. A cute gift... View on CafePress
Stalking vs. Twitching Stainless Steel Travel Mug 16 oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug – If you were a bird, the idea of twitching might seem just a little bit creepy. But you're not a bird, so twitching is a perfectly... View on CafePress
Bin There Done That Rectangle Car Magnet Rectangle Car Magnet – This funny design features a pair of binoculars with a borrowed phrase for birders: "Bin There, Done That." It sounds just like "Been There, Done That." LOL! View on CafePress
Forecast for Birding Rectangle Car Magnet Rectangle Car Magnet – This original design for birders shows three less-than-ideal weather forecast icons, light rain, heavy rain & snow. The text reads The forecast is always perfect for birding. A great gift for birders! View on CafePress
iPishOrangeShirts Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This fun twist on the popular ad series features the unmistakable (if you're in the know) silhouette of a bird call. This fun birding design makes... View on CafePress
Stalking vs. Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt – If you were a bird, the idea of twitching might seem just a little bit creepy. But you're not a bird, so twitching is a perfectly... View on CafePress
The Original Hummer Cap Baseball Cap – This lovely design features an illustrated hummingbird feeding on a flower blossom. The integrated text reads "The Original Hummer". What a fun gift idea for anyone that loves hummingbirds! View on CafePress
Big Pish Story Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Have a great pishing story? Whether it was your greatest tick or the one that got away, tell your story! Makes a great gift for serious birders, twitchers, pishers and birdwatchers. View on CafePress
Pish Off Hoodie (dark) Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – -Pssh pssh pssh, come down a little bit closer, bird. Pssh pssh pssh, I can't see you. Pssh pssh pssh! -Oh brother, another birder. Pish off!... View on CafePress
Twitched & Lost... 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – 'Tis better to have Twitched and lost Than never to have Twitched at all. A play on Shakespeare's famous love line. Getting that twitch is super,... View on CafePress
PishOffMagStickPost Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) – -Pssh pssh pssh, come down a little bit closer, bird. Pssh pssh pssh, I can't see you. Pssh pssh pssh! -Oh brother, another birder. Pish off!... View on CafePress
Save a Cowboy... Ride a Birde Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny, cheeky design features an illustrated birder looking through binoculars. He happens to be wearing a cowboy hat. The text reads "Save a Cowboy... Ride a Birder." A great gift idea! View on CafePress
Let's Go Watch Some Birds! Messenger Bag Messenger Bag – This cheeky design features a vintage image of a well-dressed woman with a set of opera glasses. The caption should be said in Jesse Pinkman's voice: Let's Go Watch Some Birds, Bitches! View on CafePress
Support Warbler Neck Awareness Magnet Round Magnet – A birder looks straight up. It doesn't look painful, unless you're a birder who has suffered from WARBLER NECK yourself. Support awareness this and every May with the cerulean blue feather-ribbon. View on CafePress
Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – How do you rate your birding skills? Even if you're the best, you've got room for improvement. Maybe the best anyone can ever be, really, is... View on CafePress
Let's Go Watch Some Birds! Tile Coaster Tile Coaster – This cheeky design features a vintage image of a well-dressed woman with a set of opera glasses. The caption should be said in Jesse Pinkman's voice: Let's Go Watch Some Birds, Bitches! View on CafePress
iPish (green) Light T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This fun twist on the popular ad series features the unmistakable (if you're in the know) silhouette of a bird call. This fun birding design makes... View on CafePress
bird-a-hol-ic Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) – Are you all about birds, all the time? Then you are a birdaholic. This handy design explains all. View on CafePress
talkbirdytome-whites Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) – Can't get enough of birds? This is a great, funny design for birders & birdwatchers. Funky letters w/ bird cutouts. Talk dirty to me another time... View on CafePress
Without Birding One Weak Messenger Bag Messenger Bag – 7 days makes a week, but did you know that 7 days without birding makes one weak? The longer you go without, the weaker you'll become.... View on CafePress
Through Rain I Twitch Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Here's the old postal service slogan w/ a twitching twist! Twitchers follow bird reports to find rare birds. Twitching is a hobby to be enjoyed in... View on CafePress
Talk Birdy To Me Dark T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – Can't get enough of birds? This is a great, funny design for birders & birdwatchers. Funky letters w/ bird cutouts. Talk dirty to me another time... View on CafePress
American Dippers Like It Wet Ringer T Men's Ringer T-Shirt – American Dippers, also known as Water Ouzels, like to feed under the water. So, they like it wet! :) View on CafePress
American Dippers Like It Wet Hooded Sweatshirt Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – American Dippers, also known as Water Ouzels, like to feed under the water. So, they like it wet! :) View on CafePress
ITwitchWides Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) – Here's the old postal service slogan w/ a twitching twist! Twitchers follow bird reports to find rare birds. Twitching is a hobby to be enjoyed in... View on CafePress
Birding Slut Women's Boy Brief Women's Boy Briefs – A Birding Slut will do it any time, any place, any bird. Silly and slightly naughty! View on CafePress
Coed Naked Birding Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – What is most birding but just hanging out in nature? This funny design is for all birding coeds with cheeky senses of humor. View on CafePress
Through Rain ... I Pish Women's Light T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – The old postal service slogan w/ a pishing twist! Pishers imitate bird calls or make other noises to attract birds into view. Just like there's always... View on CafePress
FattestLifelistWhites Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Many birders keep a lifelist to remember all of the birds they have seen in their lifetime. Birding can be a competitive sport! The one with... View on CafePress